I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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