just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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