My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
is it fun? or sober?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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