We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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