OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
