Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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