hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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