i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
smell my finger.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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