I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
