you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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