You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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