Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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