apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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