my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Damn victory sex feels great
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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