We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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