Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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