Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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