I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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