Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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