Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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