she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You took a bar mat shot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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