Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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