And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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