Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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