Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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