Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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