So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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