i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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