and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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