I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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