can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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