Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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