if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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