Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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