no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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