She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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