Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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