hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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