Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He did a backflip because drugs
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