once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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