Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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