thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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