You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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