So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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