these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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