We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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