Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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