I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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