I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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