Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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