Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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